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Slash and burn!

What if your Light Saber is LOW on Power?

1) Change Light Saber

2) Borrow one

3) Steal

4) Rob

5) Exchange within 30 days?

6) Buy Energisers Loh. Buy from ME.


From Grand Master (Light Saber Battery Division)
.OM.

To the Grand Master:

This is hilarious for as the vanguard of the War against the Great Evil-ness (please pronouce it as a loooong drawn out word) of technology, you have failed miserably to post an entry into this blog. But as Susie the alien taught you about the life beyond the confines of Planet SMG, you have once more regained your powers against the Great Evil-ness (once again, pronouce it as a loooong drawn out word) and reinstated your position as the Grand Master.

*kowtow to the Grand Master*

I'm kidding really, don't take this entry seriously but yes, Ed didn't know how to post an entry to this blog and ended up posting it as a comment. We had the most laughs in the company.

Anyway, time to stay updated people!

The new macbook in BLACK (BLACK! FIRST TIME EVER BLACK!) is out. Retailing at SGD 2588 at Apple Store, it's incredibly tempting.

Some money saving tips: Buy it from the States! Shipping is free - though time can be considered money - and with the weaker US currency these days, you can save up to 200SGD!

Okay, enough nonsense for the day.

Peace out,
Susie.

Current Location: that little island next to the IP team.
Current Music: Fort Minor - Where'd You Go?

Just slayed 2 evils yesterday. One more to go. Here's how to Power Up your Slaying skill with your Light Saber.

1) Use a piece of rag soak in salt water and placed under the moonlight for 1 night. Then leave the water under the sun for 1 hour. Too long will evaporate.

2) Use the rag to wipe your Light which should have the Essence of the Sun and Moon.

3) Focus on the blade so that the Blue will turn Fury Red. Use anger to direct your energy.

4) Slay at the neck. One clean cut. If the Light Saber is weak (Light flickering), this means your Light Saber is not fully charged.

5) Use Energiser.

6) Now, Kill.


From the Grand Master (Client Slaying Division)
.OM.

Hello!

This the alien of IP team blogging. *cue evil laughter*

Just wanted to say hello and thanks to the guys who made the alien feel un-alienated over the last few months. I'm into my final 4weeks here, time to plan that farewell party!

I'll log in now and then to check on the updates here - please blog more people! Would like to keep up with any gossips or news.

Cheers all,
Susie.

Current Location: SMG
Current Music: Fort Minor - Where'd You Go

juiced out.
maxed out.
wasted.
keep the panadol pills popping people!
we live life.

F.U.B.A.R.

the latest introduction to hit town! fubar.
fucked up beyond all recognition - the bar for the young, sexy and desirable
one for one all nite! take it or leave it.